mogorisempai:

Well excuuUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUu se me, princess.

shieldmaidenofsherwood:

How to be seductive:

  • Head tilt.
  • Hooded eyes.
  • Raised eyebrow.
  • Little smirk.

How to be evil:

  • Head tilt.
  • Hooded eyes.
  • Raised eyebrow.
  • Little smirk.

Do you see the problem?

zodiaccity:

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#me without my phone for good five minutes

napster18:

Get rid of the cereal dust at the end of the bag. How have I never thought of this?

Are you shitting me???
This is literally the best damn thing about cereal! O_O

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That one friend with the fucked-up sense of humour:

teambrownie1:

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ultrafacts:

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And this is how a lot of horror stories / creepypastas start

veganvibez:

Do you know how scary it is to acknowledge how strong your feelings are for someone? And your brain is like, “Maybe you love them?” and you’re like, “SHUT THE FUCK UP, BRAIN! YOU DON’T KNOW SHIT!”

chrisynova:

A moment of silence for all those cool ideas you had when you were falling asleep that you totally thought you’d remember, but tragically didn’t in the morning.

annabellioncourt:

YOU SHOULD FEEL ASHAMED OF YOURSELF FOR THAT PUN!

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people I call “Dude.”

Male Friends: Dude.
Female Friends: Dude.
CIS Friends: Dude.
Queer Friends: Dude.
Trans. Friends: Dude.
My Parents: Dude.
My Boss: Dude.
The President: Mr. Dude.
The Queen: Your Dudeness.
The Pope: Holy Dude.