"You’re obsessed with your mental illness."

I know, right? It’s almost like it impacts every part of my life.

"It’s all in your head."

I know, right? It’s almost like it’s a mental illness.

Why do you hate perks of being chinese...




She’s so pathetic. Let me tell you something about Ashley Perks-of-being-chinese. We were best friends in middle school. I know, right? It’s so embarrassing. I don’t even… Whatever. So then in eighth grade, I started going out with my first boyfriend Kyle who was totally gorgeous but then he moved to Indiana, and Ashley was like, weirdly jealous of him. Like, if I would blow her off to hang out with Kyle, she’d be like, “Why didn’t you call me back?” And I’d be like, “Why are you so obsessed with me?” So then, for my birthday party, which was an all-girls pool party, I was like, “Ashley, I can’t invite you, because I think you’re lesbian.” I mean I couldn’t have a lesbian at my party. There were gonna be girls there in their *bathing suits*. I mean, right? She was a LESBIAN. So then her mom called my mom and started yelling at her, it was so retarded. And then she dropped out of school because no one would talk to her, and she came back in the fall for high school, all of her hair was cut off and she was totally weird, and now I guess she’s on crack.

Seriously. You did all that stuff to HER and you’re calling her “pathetic.” You blew her off, and when she asked why, you got offended. You were the one being an asshole. She just wanted a friend. You made an assumption about her sexuality and made her feel alienated. Maybe that’s why she is who she is now.

You do realize this whole rant is taken from the movie “Mean Girls,” right?


Well excuuUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUu se me, princess.


How to be seductive:

  • Head tilt.
  • Hooded eyes.
  • Raised eyebrow.
  • Little smirk.

How to be evil:

  • Head tilt.
  • Hooded eyes.
  • Raised eyebrow.
  • Little smirk.

Do you see the problem?


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Get rid of the cereal dust at the end of the bag. How have I never thought of this?

Are you shitting me???
This is literally the best damn thing about cereal! O_O

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That one friend with the fucked-up sense of humour:



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And this is how a lot of horror stories / creepypastas start


Do you know how scary it is to acknowledge how strong your feelings are for someone? And your brain is like, “Maybe you love them?” and you’re like, “SHUT THE FUCK UP, BRAIN! YOU DON’T KNOW SHIT!”


A moment of silence for all those cool ideas you had when you were falling asleep that you totally thought you’d remember, but tragically didn’t in the morning.