sayitstraight:

br000t:

se4h4ven:

toxic-ponies:

How are Middle-Schoolers sexually active? I wasn’t even socially active.

I’m still not socially active.

I’m not even active.

What is ‘active’?

sex-doesnt-alarm-me:

m0stlydead:

usuallyantisocial:

mantaradius:

firetrucking-himym:

Imagine if people’s hair color matched their eye color.

*Every person who has brown hair and brown eyes sighs deeply.*

Red heads would in fact be satanic.

Why aren’t we thinking about this the other way around? If your hair looked like your eyes, that’d be neat!

*Brown-eyed people sigh deeply again.*

(Source: howimetmusic)

starrysleeper:

get-off-your-arse-its-begun:

geekishchic:

volouminous:

You can be mature and respectful and still have a dirty sense of humour.

You can curse a lot and still be highly intelligent with a massive vocabulary.

You can be quiet and reserved and still be witty and even outgoing in certain circles.

You can be intelligent and sharp-minded and still forget what month it is.

(via rins-eyebrows)

sherlock-in-tardis:

I was taking a pic of myself in my mask and I accidentally moved the camera…

repress:

Do you ever want to talk to someone, but:

1) You feel like you’re bothering them or coming off clingy.
2) You don’t have anything to say; you just want to talk to them.
3) You don’t know how to hold a conversation to save your life.

(via pizza)

darkpathos:

"You either die a hero, or live long enough to become the villain."

letusdotherp:

Do you ever just carry a happy demeanour to avoid drama, but on the inside, you’re like:

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I͕͖̭ ̝̬̖͓̟̤w̰i̱ll͍̦̪ ͇c̫̬̦͉̘̟r̥̦̟̱̦͚͈a̺̫̖̳̩͚ͅc͖̺̹k̗̥ ͙y̯̹̗͔̺͈̖o̱̝ͅu͚͉r ̜̫h͇̳̹̳͎̻̱e͙̙̪͚a̳̣̼̣̝̦͉d̼̙̫ ̗̳a̲g̬̤̣ͅa̦in̘̱̪s̞̫͔t͉̦ ̝̹̦̤̣̯̲t͉̱͓̬̬̭h̰̝͇e ̩͔̼pa̞̤͉̞͙v̩͇̣̺̱e̞̠̠m͙̱e̻n̺̰t̤͕.

(via emamistygirl)

twinpersonalitys:

ironychan:

redcaplf:

thehipsterwhisperer:

 

… Clockodiles? Is that pun very bad?

CLOCKODILES.

Somewhere, Captain Hook is shitting himself.

fuckgasm:

Even my friends aren’t my friends.

How do you expect me to do a homework assignment that requires a computer?

Do you know what happens when I get near a computer?

(via pizza)