While my friend and I were out Ice fishing, his dog broke out of his house and got herself a job.
HOW DID THIS HAPPEN???
This dog has a job and I don’t.
Tomorrow will be the first day of my 4th college year and I just realized…
MY VERY LAST SUMMER VACATION IN THIS LIFE WILL END TOMORROW
I WANNA CRY
Black gold, black diamonds.
Perfect for a black heart.Pretty sure I’d marry anyone that walked up to me with one of these.
Maybe the little bruises and cuts that show up on your body seemingly out of nowhere are actually little injuries that happened to your soul mate and you get the same marks on your skin as them.
Write a book.
Do you ever come up with a story in your head and you’re like, “OMG! THIS IS THE MOST AMAZING THING IN THE HISTORY OF EVER! I THINK I’LL WRITE THIS!”
But then, you don’t know how to write and it’s just:
What if we’re all characters in a book?
WHAT IF WHEN YOU FORGET WHAT YOU WERE GOING TO SAY, IT’S THE AUTHOR BACKSPACING???
Guys, why isn’t everyone reblogging? This is a scientific breakthrough!
And when you’ve had a sense that you’ve been through a certain day or moment before, it’s ‘cause the author is rewriting the same part of the story, just with better context.
When you hear someone mention something you’re obsessed with:
Why do women’s clothing designers believe that girls do not need pockets?
It’s so they can sell us bags.
Realistically, the space under my bed is very small, so, if a monster did in fact live there, it would have to also be very small.
It would be some kind of baby monster.
I would have to look after it.
The true horror: Responsibility.