So I was walking around the mall with my cousin and I happened to choke on popcorn and started coughing. She noticed and started hitting my back while saying, “OMG, she dies!”

After catching my breath, I said,
“She dieD!”

I had barely regained my breath and the first thing I did was correcting her mistake…

Do you remember the first time you were called annoying?
How your breath stopped short in your chest?
The way the light drained from your eyes, though you knew your cheeks were ablaze?
The way your throat tightened as you tried to form an argument that got lost on your tongue?
Your eyes never left the floor that day.
You were 13.

You’re 20 now, and I still see the light fade from your eyes when you talk about your interests for “too long,”
apologies littering every other sentence,
words trailing off a cliff you haven’t jumped from in 7 years.
I could listen to you forever, though I know speaking for more than 3 uninterrupted minutes makes you anxious.
All I want you to know is that you deserve to be heard…
for 3 minutes,
for 10 minutes,
for 2 hours,
forever.

There will be people who cannot handle your grace, your beauty, your wisdom, your heart;
mostly because they can’t handle their own.

But you will never be,
and have never been
“too much.”

"This started as something completely different, but everything comes back to you, doesn’t it?" - Tyler Ford (via tylerthelatteboy)

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heyguysitsvic:

Does anyone else find it crazy that you can be so fucking depressed and no one around you notices? Not your parents, your siblings, your friends, your teachers, your classmates; no one. Like, you can literally be on the verge of tears, drowning, and everyone is totally oblivious.

Dear whoever messages me on Facebook:

If you have nothing at all to say to me, nor are you willing to start a meaningful conversation when I’ve answered you, why do you waste my time?

When you talk to me, plan a topic to talk about, ‘cause I sure as Hell have nothing up my sleeve. Either that or don’t talk to me unless you need something. It’s really frustrating to just have a conversation that doesn’t go farther than “hi” and “how are you?”

demonhunting:

crabbyseer:

queenofheartsonthesleeve:

So, today, this guy accidentally hit me with the door when he was walking out of a classroom and instead of saying “sorry,” he just looked me over and said, “pretty cute” and walked away, and then I realized, I literally just got hit on. The pun is greater than the pain.

I guess you could say that he adores you!

Get the fuck out!!

"Your bra strap is showing."

Oh, no!

No one can know that I, a teenage female, am wearing a bra!

Someone call Victoria because her secret is out!

the-gigapause:

ereri-is-love-ereri-is-life:

dggeoff:

I’m sick and tired of fucking Frozen everywhere like, “Do you wanna bui-” NO, BITCH! I DON’T WANNA BUILD NO MOTHERFUCKING SNOWMAN! IT’S FUCKING SUMMER! THIS SHIT CAME OUT IN GOD DAMN NOVEMBER! STOP FUCKING SHOVING IT DOWN OUR THROATS! I SHOULD PUNT YOU ACROSS THE CONTINENTAL UNITED STATES AND INTO FUCKING RUSSIA! BUILD A FUCKING SNOWMAN THERE IN THE GULAG, YOU WANKSTAIN!!!

It doesn’t have to be a snowman

FUCK OFF

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theanimejunkie:

bossubossupromode:

Two students, James and John were given a Grammar test by their teacher. The question was, “Is it better to use “had” or “had had” in this example sentence?”

The teacher collected the tests, and looked over their answers.

James, while John had had “had,” had had “had had.” “Had had” had had a better effect on the teacher.

Welcome to the English language!

a-child-at-heart-x:

Definitions.

OMG

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Reblog If You Are…

kh-memes:

kanrose:

shaxaphone:

s4rcoline:

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I can’t believe I watched that whole thing. SMH. That’s how I know I am.

Where are the notes?

We fucking broke it, guys!

BUT I DON’T UNDERSTAND…

WHY DOES IT SAY 0 NOTES?

I reblogged this to check whether the number of notes will increase or not…

AND THERE ISN’T A SINGLE NOTE ON THIS!!!

LIKE, HOW???!!!