How are Middle-Schoolers sexually active? I wasn’t even socially active.
I’m still not socially active.
I’m not even active.
What is ‘active’?
Imagine if people’s hair color matched their eye color.
*Every person who has brown hair and brown eyes sighs deeply.*
Red heads would in fact be satanic.
Why aren’t we thinking about this the other way around? If your hair looked like your eyes, that’d be neat!
*Brown-eyed people sigh deeply again.*
You can be mature and respectful and still have a dirty sense of humour.
You can curse a lot and still be highly intelligent with a massive vocabulary.
You can be quiet and reserved and still be witty and even outgoing in certain circles.You can be intelligent and sharp-minded and still forget what month it is.
I was taking a pic of myself in my mask and I accidentally moved the camera…
Do you ever want to talk to someone, but:
1) You feel like you’re bothering them or coming off clingy.
2) You don’t have anything to say; you just want to talk to them.
3) You don’t know how to hold a conversation to save your life.
"You either die a hero, or live long enough to become the villain."
Do you ever just carry a happy demeanour to avoid drama, but on the inside, you’re like:
I͕͖̭ ̝̬̖͓̟̤w̰i̱ll͍̦̪ ͇c̫̬̦͉̘̟r̥̦̟̱̦͚͈a̺̫̖̳̩͚ͅc͖̺̹k̗̥ ͙y̯̹̗͔̺͈̖o̱̝ͅu͚͉r ̜̫h͇̳̹̳͎̻̱e͙̙̪͚a̳̣̼̣̝̦͉d̼̙̫ ̗̳a̲g̬̤̣ͅa̦in̘̱̪s̞̫͔t͉̦ ̝̹̦̤̣̯̲t͉̱͓̬̬̭h̰̝͇e ̩͔̼pa̞̤͉̞͙v̩͇̣̺̱e̞̠̠m͙̱e̻n̺̰t̤͕.
… Clockodiles? Is that pun very bad?
Somewhere, Captain Hook is shitting himself.
Even my friends aren’t my friends.
How do you expect me to do a homework assignment that requires a computer?
Do you know what happens when I get near a computer?